GRAVES-- Ethan. Just.SHUT.UP. Stop talking, stop thinking about talking. Just stop. I'm so sick of listening to you. One second you're trashing Theresa for raping you (which you have every right to do), but the next second you're pulling Gwen away from Theresa, telling Gwen to have some compassion? Make up your mind, you spineless wimp. Are you on Gwen's side or Theresa's side?? And what in the world was Ethan talking about with Sam? Telling him that it doesn't matter who the mother is-- that the child (baby NO-NAME) would go to Ethan and Gwen anyway because they have the "legal right" to it. Are you joking? You need to lay off the wacky-tobacky, Ethan. That contract Theresa signed said that she would give YOU AND GWEN'S child to you after giving birth. It NEVER said that she would give up her own child. Get a clue, Ethan. You're finally going to lose-- and you're finally learning how Theresa can really be when pushed to the wall. Ethan has always turned a blind eye to my lovely Theresa's antics-- and it's about time that he learned what a spitfire Theresa TRULY IS. Don't mess with my girl, Ethan-- or you're gonna get burned!

RAVES-- Theresa. YAY!! After two weeks of having to "GRAVE" my girl-- she FINALLY returns in high style. Who else spit out their coke when Theresa dropped the bomb that Ethan rose to the occasion THREE TIMES!! I died laughing. I KNEW IT!! Yeah, yeah yeah-- Theresa raped Ethan. But only because she had to get her son back. Let's all remember that my girl Theresa was apologizing the whole time to Fox in her head that she was betraying him while she was sleeping with Ethan. Because Theresa shared a TRUE LOVE with Fox, and not this sick obsession that she has had with Ethan. Theresa laid into Gwen, Rebecca and Ivy this week-- and it's about time. And the looks on the THREE WITCHES OF NEW ENGLAND at the words Theresa spewed was classic. Completely amazing!! Job well done, girl. Even if you had to bring that ridiculous SIMP Woody back to do it.

WARNING-- Ivy. *clears throat* Ivy, my dear, I'd tread lightly if I was you. You have NO room even remotely trying to lay into Theresa for what she has done to you. The only thing she ever did to you was throw you out of the manse, which promptly landed you in the Bennett household where you wanted to be anyway. You should be THANKING Theresa. You shoved yourself down the stairs, you hid Ethan's paternity, you have laid the plans to be busted for driving Grace away. You did this all yourself. I know that you THINK Theresa is the one responsible for outing Ethan's paternity-- how shocked will you be when you find out that it was the woman who you so staunchly defend now that were the ones who BETRAYED you and your son's paternity. Ivy-- you had better be careful.. and if I were you-- I would line up with Theresa now-- cuz when it all falls apart, Theresa could probably get Sam to forgive you-- whereas Gwen and Rebecca would just sell your sorry butt down the river-- AGAIN!

Best part of the week-- Theresa saying Ethan "rose to the occasion three times." That was completely awesome and well worth it.

Worst part of the week-- Anything having to do with Fox, Whitney, Chad and the new girl, Valerie. They were both so BORING they don't rate RAVES or GRAVES this week. Just BLAHS. Get it together JER-- you are wasting some prime opportunity.

And now-- for my RANT OF THE WEEK. Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald. I'm gonna try and make this short and sweet. Don't you dare. Don't you even dare. How dare you try to get up on some freakin' sanctimonious horse with Theresa about going after a married man? Umm, hello-- you did the EXACT same thing with Sheridan. When Sheridan was with Antonio-- before they married, you were doing the horizontal mambo every chance you got. Then after they were married-- you kept sleeping with her while Sheridan waffled-- and even AFTER she decided to be happy with Antonio-- Luis was still lusting after her, and telling her that "they would be together", and what I wanna know-- how is this ANY DIFFERENT when it applies to Theresa? You're a hypocrite just like your dad. Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Your daddy pays no mind betraying his marriage with Pilar daily-- even when Pilar is watching him now-- just as you paid your brother's marriage no mind. It doesn't matter that you LOVED Sheridan.. she MARRIED Antonio. The circumstances don't matter anymore. Whether she married him because she felt sorry for him-- Ethan married Gwen cuz he knocked her butt up. THIS IS THE EXACT SAME SITUATION-- and you got NO business CALLING Theresa out when you did the same thing. Shame, Luis-- Shame.

To all my faithful readers-- have a wonderful and safe holiday season. I'll be back next week with my Best and Worst of 2004.. Hope you guys like it.

Til next week,
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