GRAVES-- Whitney. This crazy witch with a B needs to shut her trap. She is telling daddy that she got knocked up by a Crane-- and of course-- still lying through her teeth about the daddy aspect. Who called it? That would be me. All those FONEY lovers who claimed that TC wouldn't go buckwild when he found out that Whitney was knocked up by a Crane-- bull honkey. TC reacted just like I thought he would. Yeah, he got over it quick-- but the fact remains-- he reacted JUST like I always said he would. That said, of all the people who were "talking about poisoning Alistair".. I think Whitney may have the most cause. And I think it would *RULE* if JER decides to write it that way. Having Whitney off Alistair (or at least try) would be poetic justice for that fool, Alistair. Avenging Alistair's own sick desires to push incest (even though I don't believe Chad is really Whit's bro-- for now, that is what the show is asking us to believe), on top of everything that Alistair put Whitney's father and grandfather through, as well as what he did to Eve-- Whit has more cause than ANYONE in Harmony to off that sad fool.

GRAVES-- Fox and Chad. I'm lumping the brothers of Crane in together this week. They both shared HIGHLY forgettable performances this week. They are boring. PERIOD. Although I have finally unearthed the true demise of both Chad and Fox. That would be bedding the resident tennis player. When Chad was with Whitney, I had more fun watching paint dry, and was disgusted at the waste of Divins' talent, and now I see Justin falling prey to the same nemesis. Whitney is the walking KISS OF DEATH. (a reference to my fellow WWE fans)-- she took out two brother's personalities in a matter of 24 hours (in Passions time)-- now that IS impressive. (not)

GRAVES-- Luis and Sheridan. Only because they have both been so boring. "I love you", "we're going to be married soon", "nobody can stop us now".. does anyone REALLY believe that these two are gonna get married? Of course not-- it'll never happen. Because we all know that JER carries a death toll for Theresa, Luis and Sheridan. These three fall prey to the JER judge and jury-- and we all know that they LOSE every time.

RAVES-- Ivy. I know-- (ducks rocks thrown).. but hear me out. Did ANYONE notice Ivy's face when Gwen started spewing about Theresa claiming to be the mother? Ivy didn't look ANGRY at Theresa. She looked SCARED. Because she KNOWS that Theresa could be the mother. Now, of course-- by the end of the week, Ivy was spewing hatred with Bex and Gwen, but that is only because she has to. Ivy still believes that Theresa ruined her (Ivy's) life as Mrs. Julian Crane-- I wonder what will happen if JER ever decides to spill the beans about Bex and Gwen being behind the tabloid scheme-- pretty sure Poison Ivy pulls her hand out of the dogpile in that instance.

GRAVES-- Ethan. Once again, it is ceremoniously proven that Ethan was dropped on his head as a child. Repeatedly. What the hizell is this motherclucker thinking? Does he honestly think that Theresa is going to step aside and "do the right thing?" Does he honestly think that Theresa believes Gwen would be a good mother? Does he honestly think that ANY court of law would take a child away from its biological mother. Oh yeah, that's right-- he was already there when that happened. Ethan STOOD by as Little Ethan was ripped away from Theresa's arms and did nothing. He ADOPTED her son, claiming that he was doing what was best for Theresa. BULLCRIZZAP! Ethan is only doing MORE damage to his relationship with Gwen, by not coming clean to her the moment he learned that he had been raped by Theresa. And why does Ethan not call it what it is-- RAPE. There is absolutely no dispute-- Theresa RAPED Ethan.. but when Ethan tells the story, even to Sam-- he makes it sound like it "wasn't so bad", and "Theresa felt like she had no choice". I personally loved "Theresa reason." Absolutely, my brainless chum-- Theresa is in a class of her own, and you are only exacerbating the problem by keeping your actions from Gwen. Will you defend Theresa and your "agreement", once you find out that Gwen had the paperwork doctored and Theresa is no longer getting little Ethan back? Will you defend the agreement then-- or will you slither back into your shell and hide behind the only people in your life who can actually put TWO WORDS together? Probably.

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