Okay guys.. your favorite Censor has returned, and boy am I hot!!!! After nearly a month-long absence mourning the loss of a dear friend, Censor makes her triumphant return to the Commentary Circus.  The show is definitely trucking right along, and I have finally found my stroke with the insults again, so here goes nothing.  Grab your favorite beverage, smoke 'em if you got 'em, and let's get it started.

GRAVES-- Katherine.  No, this trick didn't.  No, this trick did NOT just try to endear herself to Pilar by playing the "I'm a mother card", too.  Bullshiznit!!  Katherine would have better luck trying to sell ice to someone living in an igloo than getting Pilar to feel sorry for that skanky *b*ore.  She's got no call even being in that hospital.  I don't give two bulls of nothing that Katherine is in love with Martin.  She should know her place and keep her bootie at the B&B, or she is gonna keep getting smacked, and all those chops are well deserved.  I think Katherine is too afraid that somehow Martin is going to come to his senses and try to get Pilar back (not that I think it would ever happen, because Pilar has no patience for this motherclucker anymore).. that said, where in the world did Katherine find that dress that she wore to the party at the Manse?  She looked like some reject from the "Bad Witch of the North" darkside in the Land of Oz.

GRAVES-- Martin.  This motherclucker needs to shut his piehole, pronto.  Who does he think he is telling Katherine that he is gonna stand up to Pilar for Pilar slapping Kat??  I don't think so, you sorry sack of bones.  I double-dog-dare you to say one MORE word to Pilar in defense of Katherine.  Oh yeah, that's right-- Marty's been away too long, he has not seen what Pilar has done when pushed to the edge.  Throwing Rebecca in the pool at ET's botched wedding, chasing Rebecca with a fire poker.  Marty thinks that Pilar is the wet blanket he left over 25 years ago, and he is DEAD WRONG.  She'll take Marty and that sorry Kat in one fell swoop.  God knows they BOTH deserve it.

GRAVES-- Beth.  She is going to kill Alistair to delay the wedding of Luis and Sheridan?  Is this sorry-looking kewpie doll kidding?  Please.. the only way that the SHUIS wedding would be put off by Alistair's death is if SHUIS had to wait for the city-wide parade to end in order to begin the ceremony.  I get that JER has to write a "whodunit" storyline, but Beth is the least likely.  Alistair helped Beth keep Sheridan's baby.. why would she turn on Alistair now?  It's freakin' ridiculous.

RAVES-- Pilar.  This firecrackin' mama has really had some meaty dialogue, and I hope JER keeps it up.  I also better see some huge noms for Pilar in the best supporting actress category come time for awards.  Eva has really sunk her teeth into this battle with KaMart, and I am sure there are some hot scenes coming with the pending murder attempt by Gwen on Theresa that we all know is coming!!