Censor's Passions Commentary - November 16, 2004

Hey guys-- I'm a little downtrodden tonight, as my Mavs lost to the Suns (return of Steve Nash to Dallas after he shafted us this summer), so I'm a little DOWN.  Luckily-- the show had a lot of fire last week, so I hope that'll lift me outta my doldrums.  Grab a drink, Censor feels a rant comin' on!!

GRAVES-- T.C. Russell.  All former praise that I directed towards this shell of a man is hereby withdrawn, and I sincerely apologize to the class for even remotely believing that TC had finally come to his senses and calmed the hizell down.  Here we go again-- another man in Harmony being raped of his backbone.  Why can't he think for himself?  Why does he need nasty Liz chirping in his ear?  Can't think for yourself, eh?  PUNK!!  That's all I have to say.  GET OVER IT!  Your dad was a selfish punk, too-- who never got over the fact that his son was a washed-up tennis loser due to a car accident.  TC definitely inherited that from his father.  He was always harping on Whitney about "living his dream", when all he got was the same from his father.  LOSERS!!  All of 'em.  Get on outta here, TC.  Eve will do much better without ya-- and you can take that shriveled up loser Liz to bed til the cows come home, cuz Liz ain't half the woman that Eve ever was.  Seeing as you're divorcing Eve-- I guess you're gonna have to sell the house, cuz you're a sorry-butt coach and Liz is unemployed.   You're off the gravy train, baby-- hope the food stamps are fun!!

GRAVES-- Liz.  Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!!  You finally have your revenge, so get off my television.  Hope it was worth it to get a man who will only drool after Eve for the rest of his natural existence.  I hope Eve goes after the house and leaves both y'alls butts homeless.

GRAVES-- The Witches of Heartsick.  What in the world was on my freakin' television?  Kay, Simone and Paloma bonding over the loss of their families?  Are you kidding me?  Kay-- you drove your mother out of town, so I don't wanna hear anything out of your butt.  Miguel NEVER loved you, will NEVER love you.  I suggest you seek life elsewhere.  Simone-- get over it.  You CHOSE not to make amends with your mother-- I don't wanna hear now about how SAD you are that you don't have your mother's schedule on the refrigerator so you'll always know where she is-- YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW!!

GRAVES-- Paloma.  Oh my GAWD.  JER-- I officially hate your writing.  What is this?  What is his vendetta against the Lopez-Fitzgerald family?  Why can't this family have a decent reunion?  Why can't they be happy together?  Why does Paloma have to believe *everything* everyone else says about her family, but when HER OWN FAMILY tells her that they love her-- she doesn't believe it.  But she'll believe Tabitha, a woman she has known for all of 5 minutes.  WHATEVER, and I'm done talking about it.  Shame on you, Paloma.  (and I know you're about to turn on your family again-- so you better watch out for NEXT WEEK'S COLUMN-- you're on my list!!)

GRAVES-- Sheridan.  Why in the world has she taken up this HUGE defense of Katherine?  I get that she has some kind of connection that she doesn't fully realize-- but give me a break.  She needs to stand by her man and his family-- and STOP defending this tramp.  Cuz that's all she is, people.  A tramp.  That said-- Sheridan had NO room talking about a woman carrying on with a married man-- cuz we all KNOW she was knockin' boots with Luis endlessly when she was married to Andumbo.  Give the "I-only-see-the-good" routine a rest, Sheridan-- give us our feisty Sheridan back.  Then she can backhand her mama when the truth comes out!!

GRAVES-- Martin and Katherine. Martin's performance this week was just piss-poor. He has no defense for what he did. Katherine needs to be smacked more. Why can't Martin just tell them what really happened?!? Oh yeah-- that's right-- because he left for the DUMBEST reason in the world. "I left my family to save my boss's wife?" As freakin' if. I can't wait until Katherine's identity is revealed, and you BOTH suffer the consequences of your actions.

GRAVES-- Whitney. On any and all scenes. Who is this *b*ore to be playing "oh-so-righteous" with my girl, Theresa? This chick is bugging the holy hizell out of me. What is she thinking? If there is anyone that Whitney needs on her side with her *big plan*, it is her girl, Theresa. (see my RANT OF THE WEEK for why I think their friendship is going south) Whitney, you're a punk. Nuff said.

GUH-RAVES-- Theresa. Sorry, guys-- but I got no love for our girl this week. This stupid EDUMB love is just bugging me to no end. Why did JER even bother with the Theresa "closing the book" on Ethan after she and Fox got together? WHY?!? There was no point to that, if he was just going to have her drooling after Ethan again. Theresa-- just give this baby away, take Little Ethan and RUN!! RUN as far away as you can!