Censor's Passions Commentary - October 12, 2004

Hey guys-- no time for chit-chat this week.. onto the RANT.  Grab a drink and here we go!! :)

RAVES-- Rebecca.  Sorry, guys-- but the gimp is right.  She knows that Theresa is up to something-- these two women have been sniffing each other for years and they KNOW that the other is capable of anything.  Don't get me wrong-- I'm not supporting what Rebecca is planning to do, trick Theresa into giving up little Ethan (AGAIN).. BUT-- Rebecca needs *something* of a storyline.. since we know that Julian is outta her life and into Eve's bed.

GRAVES-- Paloma.  This catty little witch of a woman needs to shut her piehole, judgments, and mostly-- her LEGS.  She has the NERVE to trash her family because of what they had while she was "stuck in that luxury hotel in Mexico" (I paraphrase-- but you get it :).. and then shows up to the Harmony Hoedown in that nasty, turquoise-- come and "CLUCK ME" dress.  NASTY.  This was just nasty.  Why in the world does JER feel the need to tramp his women out?  Why is it-- that every single woman on this show under the age of 30 is dressed like a tramp at one point or another?  He dresses them all up like streetwalkers and then expects us to think they are "virtuous".  I'm calling it now-- Paloma is gonna be a firestorm like never seen in Harmony-- I only hope that they don't hook her up with Tabby-- because it would truly be a loss to Paloma.  She is gonna hold her own just fine, streetwalker dresses and all, wreaking havoc with the Cranes, which brings me to--

RAVES-- Chaloma.  Chad and Paloma.  These two are my new favorite possible hookup.  I am digging these two.  The way they fed off each other in their conversation about Chad going to work for the Cranes.  HUGE possibilities here.  Can you imagine?  The Crane black sheep and the "supposed" Lopez-Fitzgerald black sheep-- hooking up?  The possibilities are endless.  I hate to say this-- but as much as I LOVE THEROX.. I think CHALOMA could be explosive.

RAVES-- Chad.  I'm sorry, guys.  I know that everyone thinks it is gross that Chad still loves Whitney (and probably more in a sisterly way).  I, on the other hand, completely understand it.  They have been sleeping together for over 2 years, they have been through heaven and hell to be together, gone up against tremendous odds, only to find out that they can't be together.  Chad knows they can't get married-- but nobody could TURN OFF those feelings.  At least not in a few days.  It would take a long time for that to process.  That said-- I was also on Chad's side this week when Fox was kissing Whitney (more of this later), and Chad lost it.  "You can't be with her, so why shouldn't I?"  I would smack the crizzap out of Fox for saying that about my sister, much less my former fiancé.  That was top of the line sleazy.

GRAVES-- KaMart and SHUIS.  SNOOZE!!  This was so boring.  And Luis asks Katherine to pretend to be Sheridan's mother while Sheridan is sleepwalking-- give this loud-mouthed ranter a BREAK!! This was ridiculous.

RAVES-- Alistair is NEAR DEATH!!  Of course, we all know he won't die-- but this RULES!!  For once-- for one single shining moment in time-- Alistair got what he deserved.  Now-- what I never understand about television is why every time a gun goes off-- both people are unconscious-- but of course, that's television-- and even more so in this case, we're forced to deal with JER's take.  But it was still AWESOME to see Alistair in a pool of his own blood.  Also--everyone's comedy on letting him die was freakin' hilarious.  Although-- I did understand Sheridan's take.  I know everyone thinks that she is crazy for wanting him to live-- but everyone needs to remember that this girl is extremely damaged.  Nothing she has ever said in the last 2 years has been rational-- because this girl is so far from rational that she wouldn't know if it smacked her in the face!!

GRAVES-- Tabitha.  I'm sorry, guys.  I know that a lot of people really loved Tabby's scenes in the bar-- but I thought it was completely out of place.  I would have loved to see Tabby watching what happened in the bar through the magic bowl in the house.  For her to go "clubbing" with Kay and Simone-- and for that to be normal-- is just INSANE.  I'm sorry.  There is no place for Tabitha in the storyline of these teenagers.  I wish they would break the story open about Endora being Julian's.  Now, THAT would be interesting.