Censor's Passions Commentary - October 04, 2004

Hey guys-- AWW YEAH.. I'm back and STEAMING!!  Got a lot of bones to pick this week, so let's cut the chitchat and get right down to it, shall we????

GRAVES-- Paloma.  What a freakin' simp!!  She showed so much potential, but here she is-- lapping up every morsel that Gwen is spewing (more on Gwitch later).. JER is really "picking" me off.  He just completely ignores everything he ever wrote.  And why doesn't Paloma take interest in the fact that Ethan knows *ALL* about her?  Hello?!?!?  If you were never thought of, then how does Ethan, a person you never met-- know who you are??  Get it together, or get the hizell out!!  Stop wasting my time.  Oh, and another thing-- shut up about the designer clothes.  Hello?  When you were mugging with your little BOYTOY in Mexico-- he commented on all the high-dollar stuff Theresa sent you when she was "Mrs. Julian Crane".  Such a short memory-- she does not bode well with me. 

GRAVES-- Alistair.  Okay-- let me get this straight.  He laments the loss of Rachel, and how he was forced to marrying the boring sister, Katherine.  Yet-- 5 seconds later-- he is rubbing all up on Katherine, and talking about how much he has missed her body.  WHAT?!?!?!?!?!  This is ridiculous.  I don't buy the "Alistair just wants to control her".. that's not what JER is spelling.  He wants her to be his wife, in every sense of the word.  RIDICULOUS.  Once again-- a product of JER.  Also-- take the body out.  They have completely ruined him.  I didn't need his face-- I also liked the other voice better.  This guy is *NOT* Alistair.  He looks too "soft".  There's no gravelling power to his voice, this guy is just plain abusive.  Thanks again, JER!!  For giving us yet another man who abuses women.  THUMBS UP, you big FREAKIN' LOSER!!

GRAVES-- Katherine.  She honestly thinks that Alistair would keep his word?  What an idiot.  Has she forgotten how much he lies, manipulates and ruins??  But yeah-- I can see how Kat would believe that now that his long-abandoned wife returned, he'd turn over a new leaf.  IDIOTS GALORE.

RAVES-- Katherine.  (I know!!)  For shooting Alistair.  I know-- it seems like it would be too easy for Alistair to be the one who gets shot-- but he totally does-- and I LOVE THAT!  Big Daddy gets a slug in the gut, arm, WHATEVER.  Thank Gawd-- and it's about time.

GRAVES-- Martin.  Another idiot.  He's gonna get outed faster than an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.  Pilar is moments away from putting the pieces together, Paloma calls him on knowing Julian Crane's personal phone number.  This guy is SOOOOOO busted.  And I can't wait for it-- I can't wait for Pilar to hand that sorry sack of (fill-in-the-blank) excuse for a husband, and lays the SMACKDOWN on him!!  Bring it on, Pilar!!  We need a strong woman right now.  WE DO!

GRAVES-- Pilar.  Not Pilar herself-- the writers portrayal and waste of her talent.  The dreams, the memories-- BLAH BLAH BLAH.  Bring back strong Pilar who would kick some bootie!!

GRAVES-- Theresa.  Giving Paloma clothes??  This is so stupid.  Why isn't she setting straight the story that Gwen spilled???  Nope-- she's just taking it.  Just letting Paloma think they're all well off.  And also-- to the writers-- why wouldn't Theresa have designer clothes??  She was the wife of Julian for well over a year.  And please-- like anyone on this show shops at Target.  I find it hilarious that Paloma is wearing a $400 dress, and we are expected to believe she had it hard.  That she thinks it's unfair that Theresa has nice clothes.  This is ridiculous.  Everyone on this show dresses fancy-- that's SOAP OPERAS for ya.  They're all styling-- and it is ridiculous to waste this much time on it.

RAVES-- SHUIS.  And just because they're together, which I'm sure that JER will take away (hello-- the Crane jet is washing up on shore?  Are you joking?!?)  But good for Shuis-- they're getting all the lovin' in they can, because Sheridan is right in her suspicions.  You know that SOMETHING is gonna rip these guys apart.

GRAVES-- Chad.  BLAH BLAH BLAH.  I know you still love Whitney, and I almost understand it, but this "I'll kill the guy she hooks up with" to Theresa.  SHUT UP.  Let's get to the fight for Crane Industries with Fox-- I'm all about it.  They don't have to throw the brothers in love with the same woman again THANG again.  They already did that-- with THERETHAN and THEROX.  And a hint to the writers-- it was MUCH BETTER that way.