The right thing is to follow your own conscience and let the chips fall were they may. You've got NO call telling Theresa what she should and shouldn't do. She's not your property. Your play-thing, maybe. Because GAWD knows you certainly don't treat Theresa like she's a human being. You just pull the strings and play the "do this for me" and the "don't you remember what we shared" card whenever it serves your interest. Well, Ethan-- if you're so convinced that Gwen shouldn't be punished for her break with reality, since you're such a know-it-all legal whiz.. why are you so angry? Let Gwen have her day in court. According to your logic-- she'll get off scot-free and the two of you can go on about your life. And as far as telling Rebecca that you and Gwen need your "space and time to reconnect?" Then frickin' move out, you low-life, bottom-dwelling moocher. Move out of the manse and into your own little love shack, get reinforced locks, Rebecca as your doorperson, and you'll never have to deal with interruptions again. But you won't-- because you enjoy being served. Fox was right-- you want the Crane life. Well, the Cranes have been dishing it out for years and since you're aligning yourself with them by residing in their house-- guess what-- Dinner's served. Sorry you don't like it. Too bad, so sad.

GRAVES-- Theresa. Oh my lord. Theresa, what have you done? Seriously, sweetie. I love you to Reese's Pieces, but you done mucked it all up. While I disagree with Ethan's demand that you not press charges, I disagree with your choice to do so. Yes, Gwen broke the law, but you did, too. This would have been the ultimate opportunity to walk away from it all. You've got both your kids. Your mom got her house back. You should have left well enough alone. Yes I know that you have no reason to trust Gwen, but you know what-- she's got no reason to trust you, either. It might have been a safer route to see how it played out before you went out guns blazing. And the part I hate the most is WHY you're doing it. You're not doing it because you're scared of Gwen OR Rebecca. That might be about 5 percent of it. But the lion's share of the reason you're doing this-- is because you still want ECHUMP. WHY? You're a beautiful girl who could have anyone she wanted. Why are you still chasing the man who continually berates you, breaks your heart and makes you fall to pieces? You're turning into Gwen. For a long time (before TheRox)-- I believed that even tho you and Ethan had had your problems-- that somehow, you guys would find your way back to each other. Not anymore. You're just as bad as Gwen and Rebecca now-- this isn't about how much you love Ethan, or wanting Jane to have her full-time daddy. This is about winning. Plain and simple. And it breaks my heart to see you selling yourself short. Be careful, my raven-haired beauty. You know that big ol' plate of stuff you just served the Crane extended family? Baby girl-- you need to remember that every meal comes with dessert. And I don't think that you want Gwen and Rebecca serving it.

And now-- for my ONLY RAVE this week.

RAVES-- Gwen. I know-- I can't believe it either. But I honestly believed Gwen. She didn't foam at the mouth when Theresa was mentioned, she apologized to Ethan for the pain she caused. She shockingly mirrored someone who was an adult. And in a week of ridiculous twists and turns-- Gwen appeared to be the only sane one. Of course-- she'll be full of rage next week-- but for this week, I've got no gripe with her. She was showing clear signs of trying to let go and move on. Too bad JER couldn't have let it last. Even when Sam showed up to arrest her, she didn't put up a fight, because she knows what she did. She knew that there was a possibility that it wasn't all over yet. And she was doing the right thing. So, for this week-- Gwen's top-notch in my book. Let's just see if it lasts.

Best part of the week-- Rebecca jumping on Sam's back. This was just hilarious.

Worst part of the week-- See my rant of the week for details.

And now-- a return to Censor's favorite part of the show. My RANT OF THE WEEK goes to Fox Crane. This will be short and sweet. While I love Fox's attitude and moxie at the adoption agency-- he should be coming on even stronger than he is. He should be socking TC, taping Liz's mouth closed, giving Eve and Julian some "lines" so they could stay drugged, and pimp-slapping his baby's mother. He shouldn't just be saying, "he's my son." He needs to go over the top and start whompin' some serious amounts of bootie over this. Bankrupt the Adoption Agency for allowing the adoption when the adoption people admitted they had "suspicions", prosecuting Whitney and getting restraining orders against EVIAN and TIZ. Plain and Simple. Don't just talk the CRANE talk, baby. Get that bootie moving and WALK THAT CRANE WALK.

Til next week,
Censor