My WHAT THE HIZELL award goes to Eve for the week. Lemme get this straight. She is out on bond for 3 attempted murders, for misappropriating her position as a doctor in the hospital (supposedly stealing the poison), yet she is back in scrubs and treating patients? Are they joking? I mean, seriously. I know she's out on bond-- but that just means she doesn't have to sit in her prison cell anymore. She should NOT be treating patients. Exhibit A for my argument, you ask? Stating this simple sentence.. "Do not handcuff her (speaking to the guard about Gwen).. she is not a danger to herself or others." Is she FREAKING KIDDING? Oh my GAWD-- this was hands down, the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard on this show. I swear. I know it's hard to believe-- but it's true. Gwen supposedly tried to kill herself, and then they all caught her trying to kill Theresa AGAIN-- yet, she's not a danger to anyone? WHATEVER. I mean, I know that JER had to have Gwen kidnap Jane to keep the storyline going-- but this is ridiculous. And he could have written it better. Or at the very least, more believable.

GRAVES-- Ethan. Oh my lord. JUST.SHUT.UP. Are you kidding anyone with this? "Theresa, have a heart.. can't you see Gwen's hurting." Survey says-- WRONGOLA. No, Ethan-- Gwen isn't hurting. Gwen's not feeling ANYTHING AT ALL. She is focused on one thing and one thing only-- killing Theresa. And Theresa had to use her own wheelchair to protect herself from your psycho of a wife. And then-- telling Theresa to "calm down" when they all figured out that Gwen had taken Jane. I wish Theresa would have smacked the crap out of him after she pulled Rebecca's hair. Ethan-- you're a complete moron! Oh my gawd. How can you even remotely ask Theresa to do anything except be completely terrified of that woman?

RAVES-- Theresa. She really pulled it off this week. How friggin awesome was the scene where she used her own wheelchair to protect herself from Scissorzilla over there? This was great to watch. Lindsay and Liza are always at their best during these fights. They are good friends in real life and it shows in their scenes! Theresa's fear when she realized that Jane was missing. Theresa has a LOT to worry about. Which brings me to--

What the hizell is up with EVERYONE saying, "You know that Gwen wouldn't hurt the baby." That wouldn't make me feel better. It made no sense. Everyone seemed to be saying it to try to calm Theresa down. AS FRIGGIN IF. Oh yeah, "You know that woman who just tried to kill you, TWICE-- well, she really wanted to be a mother, so she stole your baby, you know-- the one that she thinks is hers?" Yeah.. that would make me feel better.

GRAVES-- Whitney. Sick and twisted. That's what this chicka is. She's starving her baby? Oh my gawd. She should have just gone with the abortion. I know that is the WORST thing I probably could have said-- but it's true. She is doing the same thing-- except now-- it's affecting a baby that should be kicking and preparing for the "descent down the tunnel" according to Eve. I was surprised that Eve finally mentioned the obvious-- that Whitney isn't showing. Because gawd knows she should be. Gonna be VERY interesting what happens when it comes time for the baby to be born. Whitney needs to spend a little more time in counseling.. and STOP BLAMING HER MOTHER for what she did. You made your bed, Whitney-- by climbing into Chad's. GROW UP!

GRAVES-- Harmony Police Department. They left Gwen alone? I don't care if they thought she was "comatose" or "catatonic".. complete bull-- I hope I never find myself needing help from the HPD. I'd be better off just stabbing myself with scissors. UGH!