GRAVES-- Theresa. (hold on-- I promise-- there's more coming.) Theresa gets a big ol' thumbs down for this week. At least part of it. Not pressing charges against Gwen? PUH-LEEZE. It's about time that my girl stepped up against Gwen and put her away. Gwen has been attacking Theresa for years. EVERY time we turn around, Gwen's choking Theresa, throwing her out windows, attacking her with bats-- give me a break!!! It's about time that Gwen gets hers. Where is my spitfire Theresa? Lindsay was almost unrecognizable in these scenes. Which is a testament to her talent, because Theresa and Gwen have a long-fueled rivalry, and to see Theresa caving like this was disappointing. To see her say, "I'll do it because you asked me, Ethan." I wanted to cry. She's just backsliding. I wanted to see Theresa spitting fire and hair flying, screaming that Gwen would pay. (Although I hear that I'm gonna get my wish next week when Theresa realizes that she's paralyzed.)

Best part of the week-- Sheridan railing on Katherine. This was incredible!! Hats off to McKenzie. She took those scenes and ran with it!!

Worst part of the week-- Liz isn't dead. DARN IT!! When that reptile woke up and decided to start breathing on her own again-- I wanted to blow up my TIVO. So disappointing.

And now-- for this week-- I'm suspending the RANT OF THE WEEK, and replacing it with the RAVE OF THE WEEK. My RAVE OF THE WEEK goes to my girl, Theresa. Theresa finally SAID IT! She finally said what has needed to be said for ages-- THE FEUD MUST END. This has gotta stop. She is right. This is never going to end. NEVER. It is just one big chess game with these women. Gwen and Theresa have spun one of the most detailed, intense, shoot-fire-out-of-the-television feuds of all TIME!! And now, that time has come to an end. What else can they do to these women? And how do they redeem them now? Gwen's FINALLY a full-blooded attempted murderess, and Theresa raped Ethan. They have BOTH gone too far. There is no coming back for these two. Which hopefully will leave Ethan where he should be.. ALONE. Let Gwen go after Beth and be the hero for reuniting Sheridan with her baby, Martin. And let Theresa be the hero by pointing out that Whitney is a lying sack-of-you-know-what and busting the truth out about her INCEST baby. There is no redemption for the two of these women as long as they are on opposite sides of each other. Just follow Theresa's wonderful speech this week and do what should have been done a long time ago-- LET THE FEUD DIE. It's over.

Til next week,
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