Censor's Passions Commentary
Each week guest author Censor shares her commentary on the happenings in Harmony. After reading her thoughts, you may never see the soap opera Passions in quite the same way.
Censor's Passions Commentary - September 07, 2005
You thought she was gone! But you were wrong! Censor is back yet again with a commentary full of sarcasim and wit covering all the goings on in our favorite New England town...Harmony! So take a seat and dig back in to a delightful recaps of the happenings on Passions.
You thought she was gone! But you were wrong! Censor is back yet again with a commentary full of sarcasim and wit covering all the goings on in our favorite New England town...Harmony! So take a seat and dig back in to a delightful recaps of the happenings on Passions.
Censor's Passions Commentary - June 25, 2005
Censor returns with a hot summer Passions recap!
Censor returns with a hot summer Passions recap!
Censor's Passions Commentary - May 16, 2005
Another classic Passions recap, by our very own Censor.
Another classic Passions recap, by our very own Censor.
Censor's Passions Commentary - April 25, 2005
Passions was *dripping* with hypocrisy this week, which means that everyone's favorite "Censor" is gonna be *dripping* with sarcasm. Grab a drink and here we go!!
Passions was *dripping* with hypocrisy this week, which means that everyone's favorite "Censor" is gonna be *dripping* with sarcasm. Grab a drink and here we go!!
Censor's Passions Commentary - April 14, 2005
Passions was *dripping* with hypocrisy this week, which means that everyone's favorite "Censor" is gonna be *dripping* with sarcasm. Grab a drink and here we go!!
Passions was *dripping* with hypocrisy this week, which means that everyone's favorite "Censor" is gonna be *dripping* with sarcasm. Grab a drink and here we go!!
Censor's Passions Commentary - April 04, 2005
Here she is again! After a very busy week in Harmony, Censor is back with her take on all of the chaos and "Passions" craziness.
Here she is again! After a very busy week in Harmony, Censor is back with her take on all of the chaos and "Passions" craziness.
Censor's Passions Commentary - March 28, 2005
Censor is back after a short hiatus and she's ready to share her views on the current state of "Passions".
Censor is back after a short hiatus and she's ready to share her views on the current state of "Passions".
Censor's Passions Commentary - February 21, 2005
Another classic Passions recap, by our very own Censor, featuring a rundown of stupid websites shown on the show and Censor's pick for a website the writers should visit!
Another classic Passions recap, by our very own Censor, featuring a rundown of stupid websites shown on the show and Censor's pick for a website the writers should visit!
Censor's Passions Commentary - February 14, 2005
Here she is again! After a very busy week in Harmony, Censor is back with her take on all of the chaos and "Passions" craziness.
Here she is again! After a very busy week in Harmony, Censor is back with her take on all of the chaos and "Passions" craziness.
Censor's Passions Commentary - February 06, 2005
Passions bordered on fantastic this week and Censor has a rundown of all the action!
Passions bordered on fantastic this week and Censor has a rundown of all the action!
Censor's Passions Commentary - January 30, 2005
Gwen vs. Theresa...the ulitmate showdown is being waged in Censor's "Passions" commentary this week! She's not rating, She's not judging-- She is just laying out Gwen's evil doings vs. Theresa's evil doings-- and letting the readers decide who the most evil is.
Gwen vs. Theresa...the ulitmate showdown is being waged in Censor's "Passions" commentary this week! She's not rating, She's not judging-- She is just laying out Gwen's evil doings vs. Theresa's evil doings-- and letting the readers decide who the most evil is.
Censor's Passions Commentary - January 24, 2005
Sit back and grab on to your hats... Censor is on another roll and is letting loose on the current state of things in our favorite New England town...Harmony!
Sit back and grab on to your hats... Censor is on another roll and is letting loose on the current state of things in our favorite New England town...Harmony!
Censor's Passions Commentary - January 16, 2005
Another classic Passions recap, by our very own Censor.
Another classic Passions recap, by our very own Censor.
Censor's Passions Commentary - January 09, 2005
Things are heating up and staying hot in Harmony and you can bet that Censor is holding nothing back while weighing in on this week's "Passions" activities. Don't miss this latest installment of Censor's Commentary!
Things are heating up and staying hot in Harmony and you can bet that Censor is holding nothing back while weighing in on this week's "Passions" activities. Don't miss this latest installment of Censor's Commentary!
Censor's Passions Commentary - Best and Worst of 2004
"Passions" has had a busy year, and our Censor has made it her mission to catch almost every minute of the action in Harmony. Now the big rundown for 2004 is here and it's a doozy! Find out just what Censor deams to be the best and the worst of 2004.
"Passions" has had a busy year, and our Censor has made it her mission to catch almost every minute of the action in Harmony. Now the big rundown for 2004 is here and it's a doozy! Find out just what Censor deams to be the best and the worst of 2004.
Censor's Passions Commentary - January 05, 2005
2005 is in full swing in Harmony and Censor is not holding anything back as the "Passions" storylines continue to move forward. Don't miss this latest installment of Censor's Commentary!
2005 is in full swing in Harmony and Censor is not holding anything back as the "Passions" storylines continue to move forward. Don't miss this latest installment of Censor's Commentary!
Censor's Passions Commentary - December 28, 2004
Things are heating up and staying hot in Harmony and you can bet that Censor is just dying to weigh in on this week's activities. Don't miss this latest installment of Censor's Commentary!
Things are heating up and staying hot in Harmony and you can bet that Censor is just dying to weigh in on this week's activities. Don't miss this latest installment of Censor's Commentary!
Censor's Passions Commentary - December 21, 2004
Another classic Passions recap, by our very own Censor.
Another classic Passions recap, by our very own Censor.
Censor's Passions Commentary - December 14, 2004
After nearly a month-long absence mourning the loss of a dear friend, Censor makes her triumphant return to the Commentary Circus. Passions is definitely trucking right along, and she has finally found her stroke with the insults again, so dive in!
After nearly a month-long absence mourning the loss of a dear friend, Censor makes her triumphant return to the Commentary Circus. Passions is definitely trucking right along, and she has finally found her stroke with the insults again, so dive in!
Censor's Passions Commentary - November 16, 2004
Passions had a lot of fire last week, so grab a drink, Censor feels a rant comin' on!!
Passions had a lot of fire last week, so grab a drink, Censor feels a rant comin' on!!
Censor's Passions Commentary - November 09, 2004
Passions was *dripping* with hypocrisy this week, which means that everyone's favorite "Censor" is gonna be *dripping* with sarcasm. Grab a drink and here we go!!
Passions was *dripping* with hypocrisy this week, which means that everyone's favorite "Censor" is gonna be *dripping* with sarcasm. Grab a drink and here we go!!
Censor's Passions Commentary - November 03, 2004
No one in Harmony is safe, this week, from Censor's commentary! She's letting them have it with both barrels! Hold on for the ride it's going to be a fast one!
No one in Harmony is safe, this week, from Censor's commentary! She's letting them have it with both barrels! Hold on for the ride it's going to be a fast one!
Censor's Passions Commentary - October 26, 2004
Passions was *dripping* with hypocrisy this week, which means that everyone's favorite "Censor" is gonna be *dripping* with sarcasm. Grab a drink and here we go!!
Passions was *dripping* with hypocrisy this week, which means that everyone's favorite "Censor" is gonna be *dripping* with sarcasm. Grab a drink and here we go!!
Censor's Passions Commentary - October 18, 2004
Here she is again! After a very busy week in Harmony, Censor is back with her take on all of the chaos and "Passions" craziness.
Here she is again! After a very busy week in Harmony, Censor is back with her take on all of the chaos and "Passions" craziness.
Censor's Passions Commentary - October 12, 2004
If you think things on "Passions" are driving you crazy, just check out what Censor has to say this week in her commentary. Once again she's fired up and she's not holding anything back!
If you think things on "Passions" are driving you crazy, just check out what Censor has to say this week in her commentary. Once again she's fired up and she's not holding anything back!
Censor's Passions Commentary - October 04, 2004
Censor's is in fighting form this week! She's got a few bones to pick and she's not holding anything back. Dive in to one of her most explosive "Passions" commentary's yet!
Censor's is in fighting form this week! She's got a few bones to pick and she's not holding anything back. Dive in to one of her most explosive "Passions" commentary's yet!
Censor's Passions Commentary - September 28, 2004
The column will be a little different this week, seeing as I am totally hating the direction of the show right now, so in the spirit of my own despair over how BAD the show has been.. Censor presents The Top Five Ridiculous Rewrites the Writers Have Asked Us To Swallow...
The column will be a little different this week, seeing as I am totally hating the direction of the show right now, so in the spirit of my own despair over how BAD the show has been.. Censor presents The Top Five Ridiculous Rewrites the Writers Have Asked Us To Swallow...
Censor's Passions Commentary - September 21, 2004
The show was just absolutely horrible this week. Nobody gets a passing grade this week. NOBODY. It's taking everything I have to just get through the show these days-- but I am holding out hope for the return of Justin and Lindsay, and some watchable shows again. Til then-- I hope the column can hold up under the pressure!
The show was just absolutely horrible this week. Nobody gets a passing grade this week. NOBODY. It's taking everything I have to just get through the show these days-- but I am holding out hope for the return of Justin and Lindsay, and some watchable shows again. Til then-- I hope the column can hold up under the pressure!
Censor's Passions Commentary - September 13, 2004
Sit back and grab on to your hats... Censor is on a roll and is gearing up to let loose on the state of Passions last week. This is one commentary you will not want to miss!
Sit back and grab on to your hats... Censor is on a roll and is gearing up to let loose on the state of Passions last week. This is one commentary you will not want to miss!
Censor's Passions Commentary - September 05, 2004
I am *SO* sick of (Passions) Mexico storyline-- just get these people home. This is ridiculous and nobody cares. Really. Sheridan in yet ANOTHER pit? I don't think so. Just drop the victimization storylines, JER!
I am *SO* sick of (Passions) Mexico storyline-- just get these people home. This is ridiculous and nobody cares. Really. Sheridan in yet ANOTHER pit? I don't think so. Just drop the victimization storylines, JER!
Censor's Passions Commentary - Aug 24, 2004
Eve. I loved her words to TC this week, when TC stormed into the bedroom and went on the whole wh*re kick again. That drives me crazy. She NEVER cheated on you, TC. Not in the sense of continuing her *night games* with Julian-- they shared a few kisses and gropes, but nothing else.. And the fact remains that TC did the same with Liz.. in the shower, at the gym, in the backyard.. AND lied about it. These two are more alike than TC will ever be able to admit.
Eve. I loved her words to TC this week, when TC stormed into the bedroom and went on the whole wh*re kick again. That drives me crazy. She NEVER cheated on you, TC. Not in the sense of continuing her *night games* with Julian-- they shared a few kisses and gropes, but nothing else.. And the fact remains that TC did the same with Liz.. in the shower, at the gym, in the backyard.. AND lied about it. These two are more alike than TC will ever be able to admit.
Censor's Passions Commentary - Aug 16, 2004
Eve. I loved her words to TC this week, when TC stormed into the bedroom and went on the whole wh*re kick again. That drives me crazy. She NEVER cheated on you, TC. Not in the sense of continuing her *night games* with Julian-- they shared a few kisses and gropes, but nothing else.. And the fact remains that TC did the same with Liz.. in the shower, at the gym, in the backyard.. AND lied about it. These two are more alike than TC will ever be able to admit.
Eve. I loved her words to TC this week, when TC stormed into the bedroom and went on the whole wh*re kick again. That drives me crazy. She NEVER cheated on you, TC. Not in the sense of continuing her *night games* with Julian-- they shared a few kisses and gropes, but nothing else.. And the fact remains that TC did the same with Liz.. in the shower, at the gym, in the backyard.. AND lied about it. These two are more alike than TC will ever be able to admit.
Censor's Passions Commentary - Aug 9, 2004
Another tense week in Harmony-- so we're just gonna dig in.. Julian. This week showed how much he truly loves Eve. He was the only one who would stand by her side. Even though I really don't think these two should ultimately end up together. They have been through way too much for their relationship to be ANYTHING but trouble.
Another tense week in Harmony-- so we're just gonna dig in.. Julian. This week showed how much he truly loves Eve. He was the only one who would stand by her side. Even though I really don't think these two should ultimately end up together. They have been through way too much for their relationship to be ANYTHING but trouble.
Censor's Passions Commentary - Aug 2, 2004
The show was on FIRE this week :) Loved, Loved, Loved it. But I suggest you all sit back with your favorite beverage, because ONCE again-- Censor feels a RANT coming on.
The show was on FIRE this week :) Loved, Loved, Loved it. But I suggest you all sit back with your favorite beverage, because ONCE again-- Censor feels a RANT coming on.
Censor's Passions Commentary - July 27, 2004
Special Passions Column this week...the good and the bad!
Special Passions Column this week...the good and the bad!
Censor's Passions Commentary - July 19, 2004
Charity is seeing all the bad things that has happened since she arrived in Harmony spinning around her like the rings of Saturn. She resolves she must leave Harmony-- homegirl, if things are spinning around you.. you don't need to pack to leave town-- you NEED to pack and head to the psych ward, AGAIN.
Charity is seeing all the bad things that has happened since she arrived in Harmony spinning around her like the rings of Saturn. She resolves she must leave Harmony-- homegirl, if things are spinning around you.. you don't need to pack to leave town-- you NEED to pack and head to the psych ward, AGAIN.
Censor's Passions Commentary - July 12, 2004
Kay taunting Charity with the butter knife, ordering Charity to kill her now. Please do, Charity. Kay is bugging the holy crizzap outta me. I mean, this girl has done everything under the EARTH to get Miguel, only to settle for being second best.
Kay taunting Charity with the butter knife, ordering Charity to kill her now. Please do, Charity. Kay is bugging the holy crizzap outta me. I mean, this girl has done everything under the EARTH to get Miguel, only to settle for being second best.
Censor's Passions Commentary - July 5, 2004
Why didn't Julian play the Crane card when he was at the nursing home? That woman kept telling him over and over again that he couldn't see Irma.. but why didn't he just shut her up with the ONE thing that always gains a person entry anywhere in Harmony and its surroundings?
Why didn't Julian play the Crane card when he was at the nursing home? That woman kept telling him over and over again that he couldn't see Irma.. but why didn't he just shut her up with the ONE thing that always gains a person entry anywhere in Harmony and its surroundings?
Censor's Passions Commentary - June 28, 2004
We finally see the return of "evil" Tabby this week. She is just driving Charity to the brink with her guilt trips, and she played the Timmy card. This could have been classic Passions.. but unfortunately, it just smacked as false...
We finally see the return of "evil" Tabby this week. She is just driving Charity to the brink with her guilt trips, and she played the Timmy card. This could have been classic Passions.. but unfortunately, it just smacked as false...
Censor's Passions Commentary - June 21, 2004
Watching Kay find out that she is now barren was ALMOST sad to watch. I have a hard time pitying Kay.. but this IS sad.. stupid choices made while being the stupidest of all teenagers, has now affected Kay's life forever. She cannot ever have kids. Even if she turned her life around and became a half-decent citizen, she cannot bear life again. That said-- why is she blaming Miguel.
Watching Kay find out that she is now barren was ALMOST sad to watch. I have a hard time pitying Kay.. but this IS sad.. stupid choices made while being the stupidest of all teenagers, has now affected Kay's life forever. She cannot ever have kids. Even if she turned her life around and became a half-decent citizen, she cannot bear life again. That said-- why is she blaming Miguel.
Censor's Passions Commentary - June 14, 2004
I absolutely LOVED Ivy facing off with TC, as well as Liz this week. These scenes really showed off Kim's talent-- it's been a long time since spitfire Poison Ivy was around.. and it was really nice to see her back. Ivy is really into it now...
I absolutely LOVED Ivy facing off with TC, as well as Liz this week. These scenes really showed off Kim's talent-- it's been a long time since spitfire Poison Ivy was around.. and it was really nice to see her back. Ivy is really into it now...
Censor's Passions Commentary - June 6, 2004
For all the naysayers-- I actually liked the Sheridan/Luis remembrance of their past life. It is much more interesting than watching ShuisAnt mumblings of all their problems-- it an interesting send up to Pirates of the Caribbean, and it actually made me NOT reach for the FF button, which is pretty unusual for this show...
For all the naysayers-- I actually liked the Sheridan/Luis remembrance of their past life. It is much more interesting than watching ShuisAnt mumblings of all their problems-- it an interesting send up to Pirates of the Caribbean, and it actually made me NOT reach for the FF button, which is pretty unusual for this show...
Censor's Passions Commentary - May 24, 2004
Well—they did it—Sam and Ivy made love this week. After being tormented by Sam’s seemingly undying love for Grace, these two FINALLY bit the bullet—and it was nice to see it—even though it was as SHORT as the THEROX love scene we got a few months ago...
Well—they did it—Sam and Ivy made love this week. After being tormented by Sam’s seemingly undying love for Grace, these two FINALLY bit the bullet—and it was nice to see it—even though it was as SHORT as the THEROX love scene we got a few months ago...