And now—onto my RANT OF THE WEEK: Gwen—you have got to be the biggest hypocrite that has ever walked the face of a television show. Calling Theresa psycho when you have not been of sound mind since Ethan called the first wedding off over 4 years ago. Accusing Theresa of assault and attempted murder on more than one occasion.. as if you didn’t take a bat to Theresa’s house, assault her mother, you didn’t try to choke the life out of Theresa in LA, as if you have not threatened Theresa’s life more than she has threatened your own, you didn’t push Theresa out of a window and pray that she was dead, and take grief in the fact that Theresa “just won’t die.” And as far as killing your child—unless Theresa cut that baby out of your stomach and suffocated her—she did not kill your baby. Your child’s death was an unfortunate accident.. brought on by the actions of EVERY person involved in this tragic storyline. Accept your own culpability Gwen, and you might just find that life would treat you a lot better. You are proving yourself to be the spoiled brat I always took you for. Theresa has no place of her own to live, Theresa is unemployed, huh?? And these are situations that make her unfit to be a mother, eh? I seem to recall that you quit your job when you got pregnant- and have made no attempt to work since then. You do not have your own place.. you live with your freakin' mother, in her husband’s house. And trying to explain to Ethan that Theresa is unfit because of these things is just completely ridiculous, especially when the whole freakin' town knows that the only reason Theresa has no job and no home is your mother is the queen WITCH with a B who is punishing another mother for your inability to act like an adult and accept the fact that you married a LOSER who is in love with someone else. And what’s worse—you think you are better than Theresa.. when you allowed all of this to happen, you are helping your mother destroy Theresa. Karma is a powerful thing, Gwen—and you would do well to notice that your time on it’s good side is rapidly coming to a close. And the sad part is.. you knew that you were Ethan’s second choice!! This is not a surprise—you knew that he was in love with Theresa when you said your vows.. and you still said them. GROW UP, Gwen.. you refused to lose Ethan to the housekeeper’s daughter, and congratulations—you have been rewarded with a marriage that is doomed to fail, that only continues on because you manipulate your husband with the death of your daughter and his mistakes. You could have saved yourself a lot of heartache had you just given up and realized what a chump Ethan was when he left you at the altar and proposed to another woman right IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, while you were still technically engaged to him. Gwen—you made your bed.. now its time to lie in it..

Til next week,